Soy Luis, a developer from Chihuahua who writes software de día and fights his own Philips Hue lights de noche. Fueled by late-night burgers, powered by café, and currently losing a war against a lamp that only knows how to be blue.
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Cesar Burger runs
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Philips Hue, right now
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PR in draft status
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Peak productivity
Tried to turn off the bedroom lights. They went blue instead. Negotiating terms of surrender. Otra vez.
Closed Capybara Foods at midnight, reopened tab at Arché Coffee Lab. Tec de Monterrey neighbors think I live here. I might.
Dinner was a burger from Cesar Burger again. "Las Apestosas" is in the name and I keep coming back. La cena de campeones, supuestamente.
Opened PR "Add rules to cursor app". Marked it draft. Told myself "just for a sec". The sec is ongoing.
A pull request of legend. Opened September 2025 on @geraalvarezf, lovingly marked draft, and left to mature like a fine cheese nobody asked for. The rules are good. The courage to click 'Ready for review' is not yet in scope.
A Philips Hue setup that has achieved sentience and chosen violence. It exists in exactly two states: aggressively blue, or off when I need it on. Years of "smart" home. Zero working light switches.
My most reliable deploy pipeline: code until the build breaks, drive to Cesar Burger "Las Apestosas" in Chihuahua, return with grease-stained clarity. Ships on time, every night. The only thing in my life that does not sit in draft.
Cesar Burger, Las Apestosas
Capybara Foods & Arché Coffee Lab
Espresso, served nocturnally
Years of Philips Hue. Hundreds of dollars. The lights have exactly two moods: moody blue or completely off. Warm white? Never met her. Try the button. You will not win.
Go ahead. Try to fix it. I'll wait.